Friday, 21 June 2013

National Flash Fiction Day

Tomorrow, 22nd June, is National Flash Fiction Day.

As I'll be up the allotment sorting me sprouts and beans out tomorrow (rock and roll, eh?), I'll post this a day early. It's a little piece of flash I wrote a year or so ago. This was the original version, I also cut it down to 100 words, but I think this one works better.



Buy Me and Stop One


Rain pounded the car’s roof. Twenty-second of July, sixty degrees and rain. British summer: the worldwide joke.
Ricky left the car and walked to the ice-cream van. The man inside yawned.
“First customer today, what’ll it be?”
“I’ll be your last customer.” Ricky pointed his gun through the hatch. The server’s face contorted, eyes narrowed as he stared.
“You from the council? I was gonna get a licence. I swear I was.”
Ricky shook his head.
“Shit. You’re Carrie’s dad?”
Ricky nodded. Holiday memories from last year came back when he heard her name. Carrie’s sixteenth birthday. All grown up. Her first proper boyfriend. Then, back home. The pregnancy. The useless piece of shit of a boyfriend who wouldn’t return her calls. She was determined to keep the baby. Then the complications. The labour problems. Both of them dying in childbirth.
“I’m sorry,” the boyfriend shook his head.
“So am I.” Ricky pulled the trigger.



Thursday, 20 June 2013

Short review - Desperation by Stephen King

Continuing the series of short book reviews, here's Desperation by Stephen King.






Though Stephen King is the master of creating characters, the start to this always blows me away. Husband and wife driving across America, a cop with serious issues stops then arrests them on jumped up charges. In the space of ten pages you're hooked. I had to know more about these people, had to find out what happened to them. The further you read into the book they're joined, maybe even replaced, by other well defined characters.


Of course, being Stephen King, it goes all supernatural - a strong theme of good versus evil and religion emerges. This may not be to everyone's taste, indeed had I known I may not have started reading it. By then though it was too late: I was so hooked on the characters, I couldn't have stopped if I'd tried.





Thursday, 13 June 2013

A week in...

I was going to say it's nearly seven days since the release of Seven Daze, but I won't.

From the highlight of the Allotment shed e-book launch where I couldn't get a mobile signal to the lowlight of, actually there haven't been any lowlights. Not wanting to get all tearful or whatever, but when you start writing you do have a certain dream of holding a copy of a book in your hand one day.




A bit like that really.


The first of review Seven Daze is in. You can read the review in full on Daz Sant's website.



I was on BBC Radio Derby on monday afternoon talking about Seven Daze and a few books that have inspired me to write. Obviously it was both an exciting and nervous day, it being my first appearance of any kind on radio.

You can listen to it here on the author page of Caffeine Nights website.


Tuesday, 11 June 2013

BBC Radio Derby Interview

In case you missed it, I was on BBC Radio Derby yesterday. They had an outside broadcast at the Greenhouse Gardening Centre in Burton-upon-Trent and invited me along to talk about Seven Daze and also the books that I read.

Have to admit, as this was my first time on radio, I was a tad nervous for days prior to the event. But once there, the nerves went, I had a great time and also picked up some sweetcorn for the allotment.




The link to listen again is here I'm on from about 2 hrs 15 minutes onwards.



Wednesday, 5 June 2013

In the booth


Today, I'm in the booth with Ruth.

Fellow Caffeine Nights author, Ruth Jacobs whose book Soul Destruction was released a few months ago interviews me about writing and all that.

You can see the interview here...


Monday, 3 June 2013

Seven Daze now out as e-book

Well, the release is here.

Seven Daze is now available on kindle for £2.04 in the UK

or for $3.09 in the US


The paperback version is available from Caffeine Nights    Amazon  Waterstones and others




Released from prison, and hacked off with a life of petty crime, Jim takes a new job: contract killing. But, what happens when your first hit fails? When the target has a heart attack before you can pull the trigger?

Charlotte, a keen city worker, jumps to the victim’s aid in South London’s busy streets. Should Jim carry out the contract and also kill Charlotte? What he shouldn’t do is help her save his life.

The man saved, Jim has a problem; not only does his boss want his advance back, he also expects compensation. Immediately. With seven days to make ten grand, Jim starts a one-man crime spree in the heart of London. But will his budding relationship with Charlotte prove to be a help or a hindrance as he struggles to stay alive?










Friday, 31 May 2013

Seven Daze - The first chapter

As Seven Daze is out next monday, here's a taster of the first chapter...




Jim looked again. They didn’t look like killer’s eyes. Brown surrounded by bloodshot white. Pale eyelids that flickered. Shifty, nervous as hell. Yeah, they were hiding something; something dark. But they weren’t killer’s eyes.
He turned from the mirror. The bedside clock still read six fifty-five a.m. It hadn’t changed since his last look. He briefly wondered if it was broke, but digital clocks didn’t freeze or go slow. When they break, the display just blanks.
Moving, he sat on the hotel bed. Bouncy. Springs long gone from illicit overuse and age. He knew he shouldn’t be feeling like this. It was the first day of his new job for fucks sake. He should be happy. It definitely shouldn’t have made him throw up. After all, it was the chance to meet new people. The start of a new adventure.
He wondered if that was the problem with contract killing. The only new people you met, you killed. The display changed. Six fifty-six. Waiting was the problem. No one had mentioned that. It was all glamour, high risk and money. He’d spent last night checking and double checking everything. In hindsight that had been a mistake. There was nothing left to do but wait. Just clock-watching, daydreaming and waiting.
His stomach gurgled. That wasn’t helping either. God knows what muscle it was, but it had perfected twisting and spinning. He looked back at the clock. No change. Should he leave now? Despite all the planning, maybe something had been missed.
There was the other reason too. It kept filling his head. The room was too small. Walls everywhere; you couldn’t walk without being next to one. It reminded him of the cell. Occasionally the walls would creep in and pin him to the bed. First his hands, then his face would feel hot. He’d need to stand. Opening a window didn’t help. He had to get out.
Standing, he shook his head. He had to get a grip. Walking the four steps to the bathroom, he took the top off the toilet cistern. Fishing out the floating polythene zip-bag, he dried it with a towel. His gloved hands fumbled with the seal before it opened. He breathed out while looking at its contents. A pistol wrapped in another waterproof layer. This was it; no turning back.
His hands hacked at the sellotaped seam. The gloves were useless; fingers and thumbs worked against each other trying to rip it. The seam wasn’t giving. All that planning and he couldn’t unwrap the gun. The walls moved in again. The heat came back with a vengeance to his neck. His armpits felt wet. So much for the earlier shower. The hotel room was just like the cell. Even the windows had bars. It was too much. That was where this had started. That cell.